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Virtual ' announcements - the shift to client-side

In his review of ... http://cloudclub-ru. blogspot. com/2010/09/blog-post_7128. html. ) I said that last year there was a clear shift in emphasis PR- ( I want to emphasize - not cases, and conversations) in the direction of client cases ( let's call it VDI, it's actually a client virtualization - it's not only the VDI).

Beginning this season, the business confirms this trend. Business year in virtualization market traditionally opens VMworld ( beginning of the text about it here. http://cloudclub-ru. blogspot. com/2010/09/cloud-itaas. html. ). As usual, this event most of the players ( but not MS!) Times the own ads.

Here's what the picture is obtained:.

Citrix -. http://cloudclub-ru. blogspot. com/2010/09/xenclient. html.

EMC -. http://www. pcweek. ru / themes / detail. php? ID = 125154.

Cisco Citrix -. http://www. pcweek. ru / themes / detail. php? ID = 125267.

Oracle -. http://www. pcweek. ru / themes / detail. php? ID = 125246.

And all this - about VDI!.

But, again, has already asked the question in the theory ( why, benefits) - is understandable, it is good to know - how it should be, in reality, and we here at home?.

VMware itself rolled out at the conference ' three-layer system ' of its clouds (. http://www. pcweek. ru / themes / detail. php? ID = 125276. ). There is a layer, and the client.

Honestly, is not very clear. It seems that VMware itself is not very defined, it is evident from the fact that the present structure of the picture- there are actually flashes of the materials in different, sometimes contradictory versions.

But it turns out that VMware itself is still very provaydingom their services are not going to do. Not sure to follow the classical scheme of partnership - is now the best option. An approach MS - offer different models - is more effective.

By the way, for some reason about the project VMforce ( along with the salesforce) at the conference, it seems, was not talking.

This allowed for the pool announcements and a little comparative analysis of PR-activities of companies in Russia - the quality and speed. Although the 'quality' was specified ' out ' - they were all translations.

Everything was done slowly over 7-12 days after the British announcement. The slowest - Citrix. The quality (in terms of the editor, you want to make of this news) better than all Oracle. The longest and confusing text - Cisco and Oracle.

VMware worked quickly and efficiently (there is nothing in the original version is unclear ), but what is interesting - about the application platform was transferred to a press release about the server and services - no.

Well, they know better.

IT is involved in the creation of a unified health information system of the Volgograd region

21. 07. 2008 Co. has won the tender for the installation of application software for the Committee on Public Health Administration of the Volgograd Region. More than 60 health care facilities in the region and the territorial fund of obligatory medical insurance information system will be merged before the end of 2008. The amount of the state contract is 3.6 million. rubles.

Unified Information System will include seven software systems and electronic register of the insured population. The result of the project will automate processes such as:.

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  licensing and accreditation of health facilities in the region.
  


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  input, primary processing, storage of information about the activities of health facilities.
  


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  analysis of information on network health facilities and provision of health care resource.
  


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  report generation for compulsory health insurance for health care facilities and transfer of medical insurance organizations.
  


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  registration and maintenance of registers of patients.
  


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  calculation of regional standards for the amount and cost of care.
  


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  registration issued by the recipes and personal accounts of patients who were released drugs poprogramme additional drug supply.
  
  

A number of software systems will be implemented in OLAP- based technology for multi-dimensional analysis of the data. Thanks to a regular user myself, without involving a technician will be able to form a reporting form in the form of tables or charts.

Funny jokes

One head - well.
And with everything else - it is better.

- Why did Russia nanotechnology?.
- Well what?? .

Now I stand with the girl, cell phone in your pocket.
- What is it in your pants moves?.
- Came smska.

- Waiter, can be a bit of roast quail?.
- Did they do not roasted?.
- I do not know, but I eat a salad.

- Thanks!.
- I do not glory, I - Misha.
- Emperor Misha!.

Dialogue of students:.
- Monday I have not really slept.
- Ruler?.
- Yeah, and even a compass, a pencil and a sheet of A3.

If you have a color picture.
Want spiZdit pie.
If the shoes are scratched -.
So my friend went through.

The examination in anatomy, a ticket for Urology. He told all he knew, and that came up, time to finish his story:.
- The channel to drain urine from women 3cm. And men.
and then thought no matter how lohonutsya. Annealed the teacher:.
- And the men who are as lucky.

Girl with a fifth the size of the bust unhappy boy asks:.
- Why do you never look me in the eye?.
- Itself, then how do you think?.

Boss fires staff member firms. Boss:.
- I suggest you Viagra and potassium cyanide.
Employee: - Chegooo?.
Boss: - Well, I mean, get up and leave.

- Dad, who treats people?.
- Doctor, my son.
- Dad, who treats animals?.
- Vet, son.
- Dad, who treats Windows?.
- Formattsevt, son.
- Why?.
- Because, son, what is the most reliable way to cure Windows - a format C:.

My husband walks with friends. To early to return him home, his wife sends a text message:.
...
My wife sends a second message: ...


In the shop.
- Give me the leading herring.
- We do not have a.
- Yes, that won, fat, thick, without a head.

Elephant:.
- BoA for this crime should be punished.
monkey:.
- He must be killed!.
Parrot:.
- It's too hard!.
Elephant:.
- I propose to cut off his tail tip.
monkey:.
-. And on the nail on the head!.

Matroskin sitting on the porch and reading a newspaper: ' Above the village was hit by.
Boeing B- 77 '.
- Well, the ball! .


Tip:.
If the mini- headphones cut thread - they will not spontaneously fall out of ears.

Lieutenant Rzhevskij, dreamily:.
- Lord, have recently heard such a beautiful woman's name - Condoleezza. What do you think it means?.
The colonel, turning purple:.
- Lieutenant, to remain silent! .

- Can there be a life devoted to a single woman?.
- You can, if you neutered housecat!.

Thinking is not harmful, but it is difficult.

Azerbaijani, Russian asks:.
- Guess what is in my pocket: pink, paper rustling, and not money?.
-??.
- I still do not guess. fifty thousand.

Conversation between two friends.
- There can not seem to wean her husband to come home late.
- I weaned her.
- And what?.
- He somehow comes home late at night, opening the door, and I told him from the room: ' Misha. Is that you? '.
- And is he?.
- And he - Serge.

- And I have two toys that are still on the license did not come out!.
- Ekranki, I suppose?.

My wife - her husband:.
- Do you ever cheat on me!.
- What are you talking about? . I compare!.

My wife - her husband:.
- My dear, my daughter ended diapers, please feel free to buy.
- What, Haha, diapers, not for the Internet uplocheno!.

- Little Johnny and Dad who are you?.
- A shareholder!.
- And the banks in which he holds his shares?.
- Various: glass and metal. He is a participant of all shares on the beer!.


My husband looked at the statue of Venus for a long time and finally said to his wife:.
- You know, dear, it is something like you.
- Well, it seems, is now said that I do not what to wear?.

- Doctor, what happened to me? .
- I do not know, ma'am - but the vision you have, apparently, the normal.

- Why did you advise me on winter window seal?.
- So, it is now warm?.
- Now it's dark!.

The husband calls his wife:.
- Honey, now a short time, so I held up.

- Little Johnny, how you could break a violin?.
- Very easy. I'm practicing, practicing exercise. Suddenly the time - and violin flew out the window!.

Call to tour the firm:.
- Hello, we would like to relax.
- And what is available to you?.
- Well, five hundred rubles.
- Relax.

They come two. In front of a sign - ... The passenger - the driver:.
- Oh! .

- My wife leaves for a year abroad in order to perfect the vocals!.
- It's very expensive?.
- It is cost free. Neighbors have collected the required amount.

- Hello, where is your take urologist and ophthalmologist?.
- What do you have?.
- Yes, I do not understand - or I color blind, or urine, although the blue.

- We recently purchased a home theater!.
- And we - the home ring! .

In the questionnaire on a dating site:.
' On the body piercing, and pising sising '.

I am often called misogynist.
Did not understand what I'm annoying because these half-witted loud women.

Features of this year's fashion: girls wear earrings in the color of cowards!.
Now I understand why some girls do not wear earrings.

- The girl that you have there in the window between the buns?.
- Nahal!.
- Yes, I did not mean your buns.

- Doctor, I snore at night that I wake up from their own snoring! .
- Sleep in another room.

The two talked in the train:.
- Yesterday, after the show caused me as much as 15 times!.
- Just think! .
- You are an actor?.
- No. I - the waiter.

My husband persuaded his wife to go with him to a football match. However, she was going for so long that his wife had only the second time.
- What's the score? .
- Zero -Zero.
- You see - my wife says, - we, therefore, have not lost anything.

- You remind me of the ocean.
- I have the same wave?.
- No, I am of you as sick.

- For me, the best time - a holiday in the Canary Islands.
- You go there you're never traveled?.
- I - no, but my wife goes there every year!.

school. Last call. Director:.
- Natalie, you are a teacher of literature! .

The accountant is back with his family on an expensive holiday overseas resort.
At the airport in the area of ​​border control, border guard:.
- Where profits?.
- Where profits!? .

Who yesterday watched a horror movie!????.
- I.
- Here come and get rid of them!!!.

- Honey, what do I do if I have a diesel on the road end?.
- Well, you stop and you will vote.
- What is it possible to cast a diesel?.
- No, but you suck.

There are two.
- Young man, you do not accidentally blue?.
- You yourself. ( confused ) not gay!.

The teacher asks the student, freshman:.
- Tell us about the polarization of light.
- I do not light, I'm Natasha!.

Selling cheap monitor, keyboard, mouse, CPU.
Call from 15 to 20.
If you fit a man's voice, to say that the wrong number.

- Captain! .
- Hmm. bad luck.

The teacher tells the class:.
- Kids, get a pencil and paper. Today we will try to draw a horse, and Natasha Petrova, try not to move!.

- Mom, give me the juice!.
- While not eat the soup, do not give!.
- Mom, well, let the juice.
- Do not give.
- Mom, well, I can not live without zapivona.

A guy walks into a drugstore and buy a huge pack of condoms.
The whole place turns to him with interest and consider.
Man: Well I sold. I sold a computer!.

Illustrative example of the introduction of IP telephony in a medium-sized businesses

For the introduction of IP telephony took an active medium and small business. If upgrading the telephone network or opening a new office, we are definitely opt for. IP. telephony. It seems that long- promised. Cisco. ... IP. ...

Recently in ... corporate. communication network based on. IP. solutions. AddPac. Interested in this project in the first place that demonstrates the benefits. IP. communications, which can be obtained. with a minimum budget.

There is a central node -. IP-. ATS. , The terminal equipment (. IP-. phones. ). VoIP Gateway. ( to connect to the PSTN ). GSM. gateways. (for. reduce the cost of mobile communications. ) And a fax gateway. Basically all you need to spend a minimum of funds and get the most flexible architecture with a minimum expenditure on communication.

A complete description of the project.

Telecom: Eyefree

But now I really do not have enough connectivity to the cellular glasses display, and these points themselves. And the reason - the ability to read books directly on the phone, starting - just can not stop. Easy to read by going on the road, eat in the car ( not driving:)), while in the queue (yes, they still are) sitting on a boring meeting. But it would be more comfortable with reading glasses display - no need to hold his hand, holding the phone in front of his eyes, his hand gets tired, flipping is not very convenient (especially in winter), and the head should be tilted.

It seems to be searching on the internet to solve the problem, for example. Kowon MSP- 209. ,.

but with the eyes devaysom not, then the campaign - completely covers the review of.

And anything else until the advanced Korean industry does not produce. We will wait.

Creative advertising vehicles 6 ( video)

Great parody of the robot - from advertising Citroen transformer.

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Total volumes of data exceed 1800 exabytes in 2011

In a report published by research firm IDC forecast that by 2011 the total volume of information stored all over the world on all existing digital media to exceed 1800 exabytes, which is 10 times more than in 2006, when the total volume of stored data worldwide .

Analysts at IDC say that the annual growth rate of the volume of data stored in the world make up 60 %, which is higher than expected 3 years ago. ' The number of files that exist on computers, servers, notebooks, storage systems and removable media, increases almost exponentially ... ' In fact, if you translate all the volumes of information into simple bits and count them, then that number will already exceed the number of stars in the universe. On the basis of calculations it can be argued that the amount of data every five years, increasing tenfold '.

The compilers of the report give an interesting comparison: if the current trend continues, by 2023 the number of stored bits of information exceeds Avogadro's number, which denotes the number of carbon atoms in 12 grams ( 602 200 000 000 000 000 000 000 atoms).

Also in the forecast of IDC says that the increase in the number of files stored in electronic form, a 50 % higher than the overall growth of stored data, so that by 2011, analysts predict the emergence of 20- kvadrilionnogo file (20 million billion).

Analysts say that by the end of 2007 the world has about 281 exabytes of data, almost 10% more than forecast in 2006. The discrepancy was explained in the company over the soaring popularity of digital media carriers and volume graphics, audio and video files over the WAN.

By its structure exist today are very different files - be it as a 6- GB DVD-ROM images, and metadata files to RFID-tags, size does not exceed 128 bytes. However, studies show that users are actively exploited by at least half of all stored data, the rest of the files - this is the so-called ' digital shadow ', which include the files in the web browser caches, log files on the servers, data is already committed transactions, web history .

In IDC, the world's largest manufacturer of storage systems, the company EMC, said that if business users and IT managers take a look at the information stored on their servers and desktop computers, they will be unpleasantly surprised by the growing volume of. However, this problem - just the tip of the iceberg. The collected data must somehow protect and preserve what is becoming a more laborious task.

And third, does not prevent the use of modern solutions which avoid the uncontrolled growth of files. These solutions include virtualization, centralized storage, data protection and convert them into a structured form using the database, writes. CyberSecurity.

' A simple letter of 1 megabyte sent to four email addresses, generates a total of up to 50 megabytes of information. This is necessary to remember ' - say at IDC.

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