One very stupid word

Advocate - the plaintiff:.
- You are presented by his debtor?.
- filed.
- And what did he do?.
- Sent me to hell.
- Do you?.
- I came to you.

- You can not drink, you're wrong.
- Have you seen me drunk?.
- Why? .

- There are suggestions for how to celebrate Halloween is scarier?.
- Well. You can remove the scary women.

- Yesterday I told my boyfriend is one very stupid word.
- Yes?.
- That's just it I said,.

- He made a pilgrimage with his wife to the holy source. they prayed.
- So what?.
- Nothing. No miracle has not happened. With the same wife, and returned.

- Waiter! .
- What, I'm sorry?.

- You hang laundry?.
- No. I pardoned him.

- My wife made ​​me a religious.
- Not a fig!.
- Yeah. Before the wedding, I did not believe in Hell.

- We have to work for the late award denied. Do you?.
- And we have poured into the penalty area.

- How old am I? .
- Even I can not imagine.
- My daughter goes to kindergarten.
- She's the head?.

- Who are you?.
- horse.
- A Cho come from?.
- I'm still you can not lay.

- Why Medvedev terminator in Skolkovo lucky?.
- Prototype.

- Which is worse: ignorance, indifference or lack of culture?.
- I do not know and I do not care for it!.

- What to eat on the ship during the rocking?.
- The cheapest.

- Rabinovich, say you gave yesterday, in the face, and you did not react.
- Who has not responded? .

- Hello! .
- Do you have the room is a wire - he is a computer or in a box with lights?.
- In the box.
- Turn it into an electrical network.
- I tried. I have a light bulb flashing steel, I was frightened and turned off the.

The dentist leaves the room where the patient stayed.
And walks nervously from side to side, pulling the chin. nurse:.
- What happened? .
- Heavy! .

My husband is sitting at the computer and chopped into shooter.
Wife trying to attract the attention of a spouse:.
- Well, tell me, what do you want these monsters when you have me?.

Passengers traveling in a taxi, the man asks the taxi driver:.
- Stop, please, next to the house, well there in the end.
The woman adds:.
- Well, where is the cat.
driver:.
- You have the front or hind legs?.

My wife - her husband:.
- Do I sound so stupid?.
- You see, my dear, it's not so easy. I was always overcome by a feeling that you're stupid does not seem.

The daughter of one of my friends fell in love with other friends of her son - her six, he was 18, but she does not know.
Mom to her and says:.
- Daughter, he is 18 years old!.
She grabs his head with his hands and exclaimed in horror:.
- Lord, I thought - he 10!.

From monologue Drug dealer:.
- Forty minutes vparivayut client Viagra from existing arguments have only to show themselves or on the monument to Pushkin. Well, is about to break down the client and the pride he takes in a sample. And then the apotheosis! .
- And if his wife, then this thing work?.

Announcement in a building:.
Lift does not work. The nearest lift in the house next door.

If there is no shell turtle, it is naked or homeless?.

Russian President Dmitry Medvedev said the president of Belarus would be better to deal with the problems of the Belarusian. Whose problems would be better to deal with the Russian president, Dmitry for some reason did not say.

Public opinion is not asked, his form in order to have them all, who has his own opinion.

Rate the president has finally exceeded 100%.
Some of the respondents enjoy it twice.

There are two types of stupid people.
Some roll world, while others run by and shout, 'God, where this world is heading? '.

The next morning I looked out the window and there on the pavement, in large letters:.
I love you, Rita! .

When I said that clothes should be the caller, the caller does not mean compassion!.

Wives are prone to tantrums this morning, not evening.
Come home from work five times in the evening, and then in the morning.
And make sure.

No, I mean - to have sex with one woman - this is normal.
But the one and the same?.

The ability to feed a man makes a woman 1.5 times more beautiful and increase your breast size by 1 size. A drink - all of the above increases by about one-fifth.

What is the difference which of them to marry, if they all eventually get bored?.

A woman can not compete with a man until until after the day on the street drunk, completely bald, with a huge beer belly sticking out, no doubt with a second in her irresistible!.

Gentlemen should always know what the lady likes to make sure we did not find it, where you can buy.





Discuss.

Scientists are developing a folding laptop on a roll

A fundamentally new type of computer scientists develop - notebook, folding into a roll.
The concept of a computer operating under the name «Rolltop» - still only an idea. According to the concept development, flexible device can be any size you like - all the same it can be rolled into a roll and folded dimensions in the size of the gadget is almost unchanged, reports Euromag.
Working model Rolltop twisted into a cylinder 28 centimeters in length and a diameter of 8.3 centimeters, while the diagonal of its screen is 17. Develops the concept of folding laptop German design studio Orkin Design.

A virtual operating system in the browser, or that the WebOS

The operating system operating system. Previously, many people would have laughed because of the phrase. Over time, technological advances in the computer technology to such a degree doshol that this is possible, and thus it works.

How can I install a virtual operating system?.

The operating system can be put on a virtual PC with the help of many programs, such as. VirtualBox. ,. Virtual PC 2007. and many more all. In order that you had even one axis you want to install for instance VirtualBox, then create it in a virtual machine, then configure it, then put on a virtual machine created by the other operating system, under which you have set up VirtualBox. After all these procedures done successfully you will have a brand new Axis. With it you can do what you want to conduct a local area network, to sit on the internet, test software, virus. Of course this is very good, but only one, and you can tell, the main disadvantage of all is that the newly installed operating system will not work with the desired output, since the real axis can not give as much resources a virtual machine. This is the main disadvantage, even if you do not have a very powerful computer, it is advisable not even to put a virtual machine, it is not worth it.

You can still remember the. Live-CD,. these are the discs are based on the distribution of Linux, it's like. Slax. , It is a good thing, only to carry a disk, or USB flash drive, even if it is necessary to do something, wait until it is loaded. Too much of hemorrhoids.

But what if you need a virtual machine that will always be where it is needed, such as a robot always carry the necessary documents, files, music, pictures. Then you need. WebOS. In other words - ' Operating System in the browser window '.

Wikipedia explains the term this way:.

WebOS, WebOS. (from the English. Web Operating System - the operating system on the web ) - a web application that organizes the platform ( operating environment with a set of ready-made functions API) for other web applications. Many WebOS contain in its structure a web browser, usually built on HTML- tag.

What are the benefits? .

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  Free of charge.
  


• 
  Ability to store any type of file.
  


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  To enter into the OS you just need to have your username and password.
  


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  The absence of virus.
  


• 
  And much more.
  

The disadvantages are also there, the main ones are:.

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  OS depends on the Internet.
  


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  There is no way to install programs.
  


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  It is desirable to be a powerful machine for work in. WebOS.
  


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  Limiting the amount of memory allocated to your files.
  

There they are sufficient. They are poorly developed, that is not popular, because why have the operating system in the browser if there is a real axis, which will work even without internet access. In a real operating system can play games, install a different software ( the software ) and m. Dr.. and m. n.

My experience in. WebOS. come with operating systems are.

LiVirtual.
http://livirtual. com /.

LiVirtual.

(free of charge provided you 1024 MB of memory).

First, you will enjoy such an innovation, if you first meet with. WebOS. But after all this is slowly tired of, well, a virtual operating system, so what.

Still it is possible to notice and other. WebOS.

for example.

SilveOS.

SilveOS.

http://silveos. com /.

Quite a nice OS once I did not like it then you need to install additional software is Silverlight, for quick understanding of the usefulness of the program Silverlight, it's almost an analog flash player from Microsoft only. Here you can see the function of the installation of additional software. Even better for the OS. LiVirtual,. such as beautiful. itself. WebOS. works quickly, but if it does not use - this is your business.

Glide OS.

Glide OS.

http://www. glidedigital. com /.

Pretty good OS that pleases no need for it to install, registration is simple, a lot of opportunities. There are many interesting topics, play music and video well. The only thing that is not too early for clear controls, and if some choose the menu, such as ' creating a text document ', it opens a new window, which is not always very pleasant.

EYE OS.

EYE OS.

http://www. eyeos. org /.

It is still a good operating system has its own characteristics, its setting in the interestingness. It is this. WebOS. considered one of the first, and one of the stable. WebOS. There is a possibility to add a reminder to install the application from the provided personal. EYE OS. The system has a certain feature, but it's probably just me so it seems. ).

There are many more similar systems, such as a. Online Operating System, myGoya Online Desktop, iCloud.

I hope you understand what. WebOS. For many people, it may be due to different thoughts on this matter. Some will say that. WebOS. great creation of humanity, which will be promoted until such thing is not to be used as mobile phones. Others can only laugh as hard to understand how it is, that the work. WebOS. need an operating system, and still a good browser into the bargain.

As it will be for you to decide your course. But you should always try everything, because only then can we say exactly the opinion: positive or negative.

Books about architects and architecture of the Moleskine...

Books about architects and architecture from the Moleskine.

Among the architects working today, there are real geniuses in their field. And many would like to know how is the workflow for these artists. here. architects and their architecture. just dedicated. series of books. , Launched by. Moleskine.

Books about architects and architecture from the Moleskine.

Moleskine company known primarily for its stylish notebooks. That's the format of notebooks she decided to publish books about the great architects of our time. Moreover, based on the conceptual ideas, these pads just need to ...

Books about architects and architecture from the Moleskine.

The first four books in this series from the Moleskine talk about the work of Zaha Hadid (Zaha Hadid), Bolles Wilson (Bolles Wilson), Giancarlo De Carlo (Giancarlo de Carlo) and Alberto Kalach (Alberto Kalach).

Books about architects and architecture from the Moleskine.

The style of these publications can be summarized by the formula ... The authors of the books have taken on one project from each of the architect and showed the process of their implementation of the rough sketches to fully finished building.

Books about architects and architecture from the Moleskine.

Moreover, as the material for these books were taken drafts of the manuscript and project documentation provided by the architects, who are devoted to these publications. Moreover, this material came to the page in its original form, being simply scanned. And these little volumes, its essence remained the same all the notebooks from Moleskine, which are sold already filled with world-renowned architects hands.

Books about architects and architecture from the Moleskine.

Each book in this series of small Moleskine begins an interview with the architect, whom she says, where he tries to tell readers about himself, about his work and his mission in the architecture.

Books about the architects of the Moleskine will be on sale in the spring of 2012. They are an excellent gift for those same people, which is designed. atlas of contemporary architecture for the tourists arhitekturomanov.

http://www. novate. ru/blogs/020312/20210 /.

' Internet: a source of discovery ' - open-air exhibition

Julia Anfilova, Google Marketing Russia.

In March of this year, Google launched the page. www. google. ru / yamogu. Where every Internet user can make a real discovery, or simply learn something new, as well as share their own history.

Our users are from different cities and even countries have sent a lot of interesting, touching and funny stories about personal achievements, discoveries and victories. Stories were amazing live, and we wanted to find them outside the Network. We turned to the well-known Russian photographers and archives from MDF, with photos to illustrate the story and convey the mood of these stories. The result was an entire exhibition of 62 stories and photos!.

The exhibition ' Internet: a source of discovery ' will be held under the open sky in Moscow Chistoprudny Boulevard from 13 August to 30 September 2009.

History of Google users illustrated works of Igor Mukhin, Vladimir Vyatkin, Dmitriy Zverev, Igor Askarov Burasovskogo Sergei, Vsevolod Tarasevich, George Rozov, Sergei Kivrin, Dmitri and Sergei Kuznetsov Guzheli.

Come! .

The virus that extorts money ' Twitter '

Company ' Doctor Web ' found with Trojan. Hosts. 75, which extorts money from the infected users of social networks ' VKontakte '. The virus is detected in early June, and today there are about a hundred different versions of this threat.

Trojan. Hosts. 75 redirects the user to a phishing page, executed in the corporate style of this social network. Here, though on the face of the site, the user is prompted to log in using SMS activation. This innovation is due to the increased amount of spam.

After starting the Trojan. Hosts. 75 virus decompresses the disk bat-file, which in turn modifies the hosts file. Then, the user is redirected to a fake page.

Prescribing the file hosts many popular resources, attackers tried to thereby increase the likelihood of an infected user 's website extortionists.

In the case of infection specialists ' Doctor Web ' recommends that you use a free utility to Dr. Web CureIt. For users that are protected by antivirus solutions company, a new Trojan threat is not, according to Newsru. com.

Traff is lying under your feet

this site. , Put in a description without reference to the site address - just text, brought in top form.
On the day 40-50 calls a bookmark (which forms at 200 scans per day - 20-25% of the MDGs ). And you complain that you do not have traffic. You just do not know how to cook it!.

China will ' take off your fingers ' for tourists

Deputy Minister of Public Safety - Jan Hunmin - noted that this kind of fund-raising activities of biometric data about a person will significantly accelerate the process of registration of all necessary documents for border crossing.

Yes, I am sometimes very zanudliv...

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Horoscope ' What appliance do you '?

Aries You are Iron:/.

From the side it often seems that all you have is very much smoother. But only you know what temperature to have become hot to create the effect of the ' smooth ' slip. One can only envy that persistence and determination with which you proutyuzhivaete to the desired state of this reality, you often wrinkled and ugly. But as it is transformed after your intervention, the mountain of crumpled material is neatly stacked svezhevyglazhennoy. This world would be much better if these converters for the better has more!.

Taurus:/ You Maker.

If it was a furniture horoscope, you no doubt would have been a couch - reliable, solid, but you can always rely. But you have tea, do not think bad, we have it sounds good. You, like a samovar, always at the head table, everything revolves around you. I look at all ten times a day you want, and all to you. Cups of all small and empty, and you're a big and full, and fill the void that's the meaning of the law of nature, so to speak. But still all strive to look under the hood, do not realize that water is not boiled before it starts to boil. The idea, in general, simple, but a different cup of tea should be poured seven before they hit upon. You certainly do not mind, but the water in the kettle still have time to pour, and the coil will burn.

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Schools want to plant a free software

January 29 in Russian schools started receiving the first set of basic software license - as part of the National Project 'Education'. The kit, called ... 0 ...

However, as it turned out, there were exceptions among the lucky owners ' license ' - both in the schools of Tomsk Region, Perm Region and Tatarstan began testing the package home of free software.

In an interview with Alex CNews Kuzovkin, CEO of Group companies ' Armada ', formed the consortium that will supply free software to schools, reported that participation in the implementation of these products are open to all interested teachers. ... armd. ru, which are laid out in the public prepared ' Armada ' distributions school ACT. There on the site, you can get more information about government policy on open source software, ask questions and participate in the online forum ', - says Alexey Kuzovkin.

As the site Pedsoved. org, basic software packages will be shipped with a three-year license. After she ' sour ', schools have to make choices - to renew a license or go to the Free Software. By the end of next year, free software will be installed on all school computers as an alternative, so that the weigh-in time 'for ' and ' against' should be enough.

According to the Minister of Information Technologies and Communications Leonid Reiman, in the future this experience will be extended to other budget entities, including public authorities.

Taboos about sex

And you can not or do not give to themselves in sex? . Strap on? . Options are only interested in 'never '. Pour their success to anything.

Librarian of ' Classmates '

We continue to talk about. social networks. Today, talking about one of the most popular in Russia, as shown. study. , resource. ' Classmates ' - a social network that allows you to find and restore fellowship with former classmates, fellow students and friends of former years, friends and acquaintances. Year of foundation - 2006.

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Is there such a thing - ' Records Management '

About two months ago have seen in the night on some channel transmission curious about the Russian language and dictionaries. Leading spashival there somehow an expert:.
- ' Why did you enter new terms in the dictionary? .
And he answered him:.
- ' We do not impose anything on. And the words we do not introduce in the dictionary and then give those words which are already used in the language. Dictionaries do not impose anything, they reflect what is already there '.

The reasons for the almost 20 years I have been a matter of ' writing ', and in the field, where the terminology is updated and changed very quickly. Watch as it happens. On the whole, totally agree with the above position of the expert.

This is the question of the demand of our terminology. And to the question - for whom and why iy here debating.

a. What is the term ' take root ' does not depend on the validity of the position of an expert and not even on the dictionary - Standard. And from what would use the word weight.

2. If you want your word was used and the other is not enough to write out in GOST. They need to be ' promoted ' to the masses. Through oral presentations ( the masses ), publications. A large number of publications. To do this (if you're really interested in her ) conduct, say, a press conference. Then to your thesis and the words were protirazhirovany thousands of copies of dozens of publications. To have him say the announcers on radio and television.

3. And the thing is done, when, standing in line at the supermarket cash register, you suddenly hear your term in the conversation of people standing near you.

But it is quite obvious that term can take root only if there is the very concept of objective. The word ' car' will never be used, if not the car.

Does Russia have the direction that the West is called the Records Management? .

But only the day before I know for sure - there!.
And pay attention to the following. I'm still in the early discussions on the subject invited the parties to brief, to formulate its position tezisno.

So very, very capacious fold php.ini ' on his fingers ' shown on this car:.
More than just an archive.
(Archive, but not toloko. ).
Here is a list of what there is:.

• 
  Archive services.
  


• 
  Storage of documents.
  


• 
  Destruction of documents.
  


• 
  Scanning documents.
  

Yes, it is not very accurate. But this is a great example - how to make their ideas available to understand.

About the school

Andrew Troy wondered how I spent my first day of Knowledge. When I was seven years old, this day is not yet so called. It was 1984, I was recorded in the best schools of the city, although, of course, the residents of the Kaliningrad region Chernyakhovsk can argue with me and. I remember before the interview was recorded, but the questions do not remember. I remember that our class - then quite unknown to each other children - stood around one side of fence, in which the ear of mature marigolds.

Not a matinee, or the first lesson, I can not remember. Possibly, then the reigning tradition for us to come to class veteran and said something about the traditions. Most likely, each of us was holding a bouquet of flowers, which gave its first teacher. That's her name, I remember: Ignatyevna. It was the old, hardened in combat with the first-graders a teacher, regularly dyeing his hair in a rare poisonous colors, why they looked like a wig.

In elementary school I was bored. Then the children do not even zadrachivali in gardens and homes, and read - write them in school. For me, who already knew how to, recipe and the study of letters was a real torture. But, thank God, most of the first class, I was sick, that has not stopped me in his letter about the end of a perfect end.

Frankly, I do not really understand the attacks on the institution of schooling. I do not understand the attacks with no alternative. You say something bad - better offer. Today, such a mass of other ways to occupy teenagers do not exist. As well as teach them a sufficient number of skills and knowledge for further development. I guess in this world parents can give their children more, but they are not letting their children to school, it will deprive developing communication skills. Believe me, it is better to get pizdyuley in school and learn how to react to them than to face it in real life.

Although what I. I just happened at school are rarely bored or sad. And now, as I think most of my classmates shared my feelings quite. We suffered together in the music lessons and cut your fingers on the lessons of working together collecting scrap paper and went to the stadium, practicing an exercise for the Victory Day. It was a glorious time. Exchange it for the dreary stay at home or in the yard? .

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Football fans will have priority in the design of the Polish visa

That is why the process of obtaining Polish visas to those who have already bought tickets will be greatly accelerated.

Published an anthology of folk Runet

With the participation of innovative marketing agency Promo Interactive ( holding company Next Media Group) released book ... Anthology of Folklore Runet ...

However, the publishers believe that the main value of the book - not humorous, and collectible. After a few years later, when all the jokes will be forgotten, this book will look like a mark of our time, a truly valuable historical document.

In addition, the book raised a lot of different pictures. In the free sale of the book will appear in early 2008. However, residents of Moscow can now order the book please visit. http://www. netlore. ru / book.

Report for June 2008

Sapa - 198.42.
ksapa - 788.95.
Deluxe - 169.96.
seozavr - 57.53.
setlinks - 49.5.
Bride - 20.
CMC - 11.33.
runner up - 55.
YAN - 5687.01 p. ( 240 ).
any affiliate - 36.4.
Satkha - 1853.
Lecture - 45.
content - 105.47.
reselling options - 430.
printing content - 50.
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dealer bonuses for Satkha - 147.5.
server - 312.
zrp - 260.
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Profit fell to 3391. Fall due to a lull in the market satellitostroeniya. Affiliate retained approximately the same position. Zhde break after the infusion of new projects for sale. At least, he added a runner. And AdSense is also. Sap becomes more stable.

Blog on Enterprise also retained the position of. A month had accumulated some 2560 visitors. The number of subscriptions in fidbernere, as you can see, just hovering around 150 people.

Sources of Traffic:.

search for:.
google - 602.
yandex - 395.
rambler - 113.

social sphere:.
news2. ru - 308.
news. softodrom. ru - 36.
forum. searchengines. ru - 87.

blogs:.
anfisa. info. - 99 ( a good link exchange ).
govnosite. info. - 72 (write comments ).
spomoni. com. - 69 (take part in competitions ).
blog. seonews2. com. - 64 ( referred to me again ).
burnis. org. - 47 (here referred to me so often that I begin to doubt the orientation of the person).

administrative resources:.
bablorub. ru. - 293.
satellite-x. ru. - 96.

In general, in June can be characterized as silence. This is partly due to a lull, and even with the past CHE2008 - in the days when playing the Russian national team, no one was buying and selling. But to a greater extent with the periods in universities - many of those who actively worked for the Council of Europe, began to work on the student's record-book, and dropped out of the process.

Let's see how to shoot in July.