Women's and men's shortcomings from A to Z

A - Car. A woman driving a terrible monkey with a grenade. This is so corny that is unworthy of mention, and. And yet it is - an undeniable fact.

B - talk on the phone. Only a woman can be an hour or two nice twitter on the phone, and then ask, ...

In - extortion. ... Half an hour later casually remarked: ... Another 15 minutes and you'll learn about Ira, and Julia, and Tanya... To stop this abuse, we have to rush to the store for a ...

T - Lipstick. Some scientists have calculated that a man in his entire life eating at least 3 pounds of lipstick. Women say that lipstick in order to please men, but in fact we just shamelessly bullied.

D - diet. You come home from work tired, angry and hungry. You open the refrigerator and there - three carrots in the company with leaf lettuce. She slams eyelashes innocently: ... Maybe you try it? ...

E - Food. Inability to prepare - the most terrible lack of female. In comparison, the seven deadly sins - just sophomoric. Yet know, through which lies the way to a man's heart.

F - affectation. And why do women love so much to break down, grimacing, always build from a touchy?.

Z - Mirror. The most sophisticated torture for women: to buy her a dozen fashionable dresses and locked in a room without mirrors.

And - hysteria. All women - hysterical, and those who are not hysterical, just cleverly pretending.

K - Karma, horoscopes and fortune telling. Only women believe in all this, and then write the ad in the newspaper personals: ... And how to understand the normal man?.

L - Logic. The wife tells her husband the story. My husband asked, ...

Lie - that means I breach. They're lying dog. Oh, you called me a bitch? ...

M - soap operas. As you can see 348 series film, the events that can fit into one short film?.

N - nagging. If I were asked what I would be willing to tolerate: aching tooth or a nagging wife, I would have agreed to the first, and this, as you know, pleasure is not a pleasant.

About - offense. Women will always find a reason to blow up the mountains out of molehills, and offense.

P - girlfriend. She may complain of a catastrophic shortage of time and at the same hours chatting with a friend in a cafe on the Internet or by phone.

P - extravagance. Women love to overspend, especially foreign.

C - fears. Well, as normal, mentally healthy people can be afraid of cockroaches, spiders, or worms?.

T - mother-in-law. It's like in the socialist times: good products sold only with a load. In the load to the bride pretty sure you will get the mother-in-law.

Y - accusations. Endlessly accuse a man into anything - that is not paying attention or giving it too much, too smart, or vice versa - a favorite female occupation.

F - Flirt. For some reason, women think that if ogle all in a row, flirt and flirt recklessly, then proslyvesh sociable and pleasant young lady. If only they knew just as we call such persons.

X - a trick. A Chinese sage said: ... Then he thought, and added: ... I absolutely agree with him.

C - cellulite. Not every man really knows what it is. But everyone secretly hates these things mysterious word, because it was because of him she sits on a diet, from morning to evening is lost in the fitness club and refuses to wear a short skirt, which she is so.

B - eccentricity. Women never do not know what they want, so sometimes their desire to look, to put it mildly, unusual.

W - shopping. The man who survived this at least once in life, is worthy of the Order.

E - Emancipation. Emancipated woman - not herself the mistress, and herself a servant. Well, let administers - we men are not going to interfere with her.

W - Women's Humor. Anything similar in nature simply does not exist.

I - sarcasm. I am sure that the alphabet is composed of male shortcomings more toxic. It is not surprising, because women begin sarcastic, gossip and ridicule before speaking.

Alphabet of male shortcomings from A to Z.

A - Car. The absence of ... However, the presence of the car - the lack of no less. Why? .

B - indifference. Everyone remembers the anecdote, when my wife could not attract the attention of her husband and, finally, in desperation, put the mask on his head, to which was followed by a laconic man question: ...

B - wallow on the couch. Every man has a favorite four-legged friend - a sofa. With him ( or, rather, on it) he is willing to spend hours and sometimes days. Go to the store? .

G - Garage. Usually combined with a lack of the letter A. A sure sign, if on a Friday night my husband said that tomorrow morning for a minute will run into the garage, be sure that the theater, an exhibition or in a movie this weekend you will definitely not get.

D - friendly gatherings. He returned three nights in someone else's jacket, but with his stupid grin, usually settling on his face after the umpteenth cup, and on thy kind: ...

E - his habits. Easier to teach a cat to dance a minuet than to cure a man walking in muddy boots on the carpet, do not leave an open tube of toothpaste, not to scatter all over the apartment and socks not to climb into the frying pan with a fork, and wait for him to put food on the plate.

R - violence. Dinner and watching ...

W - the smell. There is nothing worse than a ... Pathological dislike of hygienic procedures in some incurable.

And - a betrayal. According to statistics, some 15 years ago changed the men are three times more likely than women. And now, our sister has overtaken the stronger sex, and numbers of the current year state: 74% of women change their husbands, and men who change their wives, almost half as much - 46%. But who can blame the lovely ladies of immoral behavior? .

K - careerism. In the sacrifice of the god by the name of Career modern men bring it all: personal time, friends, hobbies, and even love.

A - foolhardiness. Why in the form of steering almost every man is a brief clouding of reason, which is the result of the thought that he - Schumacher, racing to the finish line at the ...

M - suspiciousness. Couple chihov and temperature of 37 can enter a man in a hypochondriacal mood. Sheltered five blankets, he will whine, moan and torment you with stories about how he's bad, he had fever and that is definitely time to think about drafting a will.

H - the unreliability. He promised to call on Wednesday and called on Saturday and promised to give a star from heaven, and came up with a box of chocolates, promised to marry her, but....

About - gluttony. A surprising number: three o'clock you do not move away from the stove, cook dinner, which would be a company of soldiers could eat a maximum of one week, and he comes and eats all of three minutes. Moral: as a man feed, he is still looking into the woods, well, or in the refrigerator.

P - Gifts. Do you ever met a man who would be able to choose and give gifts? . If the cosmetics, it is not necessarily the color, smell, brand. If the clothes, such that the street can get it only once in his life - during the Brazilian Carnival. Set pan on the Eighth of March, or a vacuum cleaner on New Year's - that's not the worst option. One of my friend for my birthday my husband gave toilet brush....

P - jealousy. It happens. Acquainted with Vasya Doe or Grisha Pipkin - and only after a while you learn his true name: Othello. Few draw the prospect of being strangled (even if not physically, but morally ).

C - the arrogance of. First, it reckless and mountains on the back, someone else's advice is not needed, and then he blames everyone and everything in its failure.

T - Television. Sports channel, news channel, and then the gunman. Transfer ... As well as MMA, thrillers and broadcasting a rock concert. Interestingly, the number of such communication with a television cord in men has not yet adopted a square shape?.

Y - shying away from male responsibility. Did you know that men are twice as likely than women to resort to the phrase: ...

F - Soccer. No comments.

X - snoring. If we write the man snoring on the tape recorder, and then sell the recording studio to create special effects in a film about the aerial bombardment, you can earn good money.

C - cynicism. All men without exception - the cynics, and those that are not cynical, just cleverly pretending.

H - Hours. Staring into the face on his hand, he pretends in his mind how much time to spend on their work, how much - to friends, how much - in other men's happiness. When he finally remembers you, hands on the clock shows that there are only five minutes.

W - flip-flops. At work, he ironed suit and shiny shoes at home - in the notorious sweat pants with blisters on my knees and worn slippers. Why not once in many years there was no other way around?.

E - selfishness. Postulate about the same as for the lack of the letter C.

W - humor man rests on three pillars: Lieutenant Rzhevskii, mother-in-law, and Little Johnny. Add a little profanity, banal details - and the dish is ready to drink.

I - Yakan. They say that Napoleon had delusions of grandeur. But where he advanced to the men....